| No. | Title | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) | 03:20 | |
| 2 | Everything You Know Is Wrong | 03:46 | |
| 3 | Cavity Search (Parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2) | 04:16 | |
| 4 | Callin' In Sick | 03:41 | |
| 5 | The Alternative Polka | 05:00 | |
| 6 | Since You've Been Gone | 01:20 | |
| 7 | Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States) | 02:11 | |
| 8 | I'm so Sick of You | 03:25 | |
| 9 | Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum) | 03:57 | |
| 10 | I Remember Larry | 03:55 | |
| 11 | Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) | 03:21 | |
| 12 | The Night Santa Went Crazy | 03:59 |