| No. | Title | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Good Evening, Anybody / (Theme From) Elastic No-No Band | 01:42 |  | |
| 2 | (The Shame About) Manboobs | 03:49 | | |
| 3 | Imaginary Girlfriend | 01:47 | | |
| 4 | It's Different For Girls (feat. Nan Turner) | 03:02 | | |
| 5 | Poor Jenny (feat. Toby Goodshank) | 02:03 | | |
| 6 | Daddy's Song (feat. Liv Carrow) | 02:22 | | |
| 7 | Zaftig | 02:41 | | |
| 8 | I Bought Me a Cat (feat. Debe Dalton) | 03:05 | | |
| 9 | The Color Machine (feat. Brook Pridemore) | 06:03 | | |
| 10 | Mouth | 01:29 | | |
| 11 | Hangover Dial | 03:33 | | |
| 12 | Hey 2-Eyes (feat. Dave End) | 03:23 | | |
| 13 | There's a Hole In the Bucket (feat. Debe Dalton) | 03:37 | | |
| 14 | (Re-) Run-DMC | 02:50 | | |
| 15 | Goodnight Irene | 02:49 | | |
| 16 | Let's Fuck (Differently) | 04:15 | | |
| 17 | No F Words | 02:05 | | |
| 18 | The Congregation (feat. Thomas Patrick Maguire) | 02:22 | | |
| 19 | Abilene, Abilene | 02:19 | | |
| 20 | Don't Neglect Your Hands, Students | 01:10 | | |
| 21 | Red (Mellow, Shouty Version) (feat. Chris Andersen) | 02:15 | | |
| 22 | And Then There's Me | 02:46 | | |
| 23 | Go Away (Goodbye Southern Death Swing) | 03:31 | | |
| 24 | The End of Disc 1 As We Know It | 07:48 | | |